The mind of a UT Chemistry Major.
Here there be EDM, hipsters, food, sloths, and other shit.
And the occasional hot man. Because thirst.


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Feb 24, 2014
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I think I just hurt someone’s feelings on grindr.


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Feb 20, 2014
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Happy birthday, bathosphere or pigeonsinthepark or whatever your name may be.

Happy birthday, bathosphere or pigeonsinthepark or whatever your name may be.


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Feb 17, 2014
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commanderabutt:

my pronouns are 

your credit card number/your social security number/your bank account pin

please call me them immediately 

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Feb 14, 2014
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Feb 14, 2014
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vanehwasreal:

i a mfucking laughing so hard jesuss i thought id found my boyfriend’s porn folder and i was like “hehehe what’s this gif” because it looked super porny in the preview so i click it and

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Oh god

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Feb 13, 2014
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Every time you exhale, a little bit of your soul escapes. Luckily, you almost always inhale it back before anyone else gets to it. Almost.

Ever fogged up a mirror with your breath?

Don’t do that.

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Feb 8, 2014
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istolefrommarcjacobs:

Mild Salsa  (at Whole Foods Market)

I saw this at whole foods too!

istolefrommarcjacobs:

Mild Salsa (at Whole Foods Market)

I saw this at whole foods too!

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Feb 8, 2014
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modelingschool:

but, why do the dade county mughsots look professionally done?

i wish my mugshot looked this good. get into the lighting.

Can their sentence be a few years of modeling?

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Feb 3, 2014
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Grindr - More headless torsos than the French Revolution.


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Jan 3, 2014
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bangarangblog:

you gotta step up your game to make it to the top

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